Quotes

Sleep in on Sundays, Save 10%" -- Darcy West

When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." --Stephen L. Roberts

The Apathetic Agnostic "We don't know, and We don't Care." [John Tyrrell]

When an Agnostic dies, does he go to the "Great Perhaps"? [Unknown]

Everyone in the world is a skeptic -- at least about other people's religion. [Unknown]

Support the theory of evolution. 400 Billion amphibians can't be wrong! [Unknown]

If there were an afterlife, Isaac Asimov would have written a book about it by now. [Unknown]

To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. [Cardinal Bellarmine 1615, during the trial of Galileo]

'Mythology' is what we call someone else's religion. [Joseph Campbell]

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. [H.L. Mencken]

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. [Bertrand Russell]

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. [Nietzsche]

It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. [Mark Twain]

“The atheist does not say “there is no God,” but he says “I know not what you mean by God; I am without idea of God; the word ‘God’ is to me a sound conveying no clear or distinct affirmation. ... The Bible God I deny; the Christian God I disbelieve in; but I am not rash enough to say there is no God as long as you tell me you are unprepared to define God to me.” -- Charles Bradlaugh

Nothing fails like prayer [Annie Laurie Gaylor]

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. [Blaise Pascal]

For God so loved the world that he made up his mind to damn the large majority of the human race. [Robert G. Ingersoll]

Why be born again, when you can just grow up? [Unknown]

He is YOUR God. They are YOUR Rules. YOU burn in Hell! [Unknown]